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June 03, 2005
Criminal History
When I was about five years old, I sold my neighbors' tool shed to another of the many feral children that lived nearby. They paid me $5 (which at that time was enough to buy 20 "Chunky" brand candy bars) and they moved in to the tool shed. They quickly began working on the interior, making improvements. After a few hours of smashing all the storm windows, screens and shutters their redecorating spree was put to a halt. I paid for that mess for ten years.
In 7th grade I was arrested for shoplifting. Donuts. Enough said.
I never said I was smart.
Posted by tdotjay at June 3, 2005 01:13 AM
